Regardless of what the outcome is, you’ll know immediately which one you really wanted.
i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with
I could’ve studied so much more and eventually made developments in cancer research and maybe even cure it, but instead I said “Fuck that, I wanna be a homeless drug addict when I grow up!”
"Hey, it is our basic human right to be fuck ups! This whole civilization was founded on fuck ups! And you know what? That makes me proud!"
"Couldn’t we just like kiss some more or something?"
If you’re a cop and pronounce it
“po-leese”, fuck you.
Someone should lower their standards enough to date me, that’d be pretty cool
I’m a pitiful sight, and I ain’t all that bright,
I’m definitely not chiseled from stooone…
I’m a cheat, and a liar, no woman’s desire,
I’ll probly die cold and alooone….
But just give me a chance,
Cuz deep down inside, I SWEAR I got a big heart o’ goooold!