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by Anonymous



If you ever aren’t sure about what you want, flip a coin.

Regardless of what the outcome is, you’ll know immediately which one you really wanted.






sounds like that would fuck you right up

Jesus hahahah that’s either a wonderful or a horrible idea

Considering what cannabis can do, and what absinthe is made of, yeah this will send you trippin through space balls.

Sounds like the best idea ever


What a time to be alive :)
I need someone who’s okay with laying in bed all day but also up for spontaneous adventures.

(Source: sol0dolo, via punk-1n-drubl1c)


A living legend.


i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

(via punk-1n-drubl1c)

I could’ve studied so much more and eventually made developments in cancer research and maybe even cure it, but instead I said “Fuck that, I wanna be a homeless drug addict when I grow up!”

You’re an adult with no skills, no job, no plans, no money, you fucked around and completely ruined your future!”

"Hey, it is our basic human right to be fuck ups! This whole civilization was founded on fuck ups! And you know what? That makes me proud!"

Why do Walmart people suck SO MUCH????
I’m like Michael Cera in Superbad when it comes to sex with someone I like.

"Couldn’t we just like kiss some more or something?"

If you’re a cop and pronounce it
“po-leese”, fuck you.

Someone should lower their standards enough to date me, that’d be pretty cool

I’m a pitiful sight, and I ain’t all that bright,
I’m definitely not chiseled from stooone…
I’m a cheat, and a liar, no woman’s desire,
I’ll probly die cold and alooone….

But just give me a chance,
Cuz deep down inside, I SWEAR I got a big heart o’ goooold!